I opened my mouth and a foot fell out.
Again,
I hadn't looked before I spoke.
If I'd been a car
You would have wrecked me,
Over a cliff perhaps, so you could watch.
Would I have eaten my own words as I fell?
I opened my mouth and a foot fell out.
I wish you'd used one on me,
Before I could speak,
Before I could....Well you know.
If I open my eyes now, will you have gone??
Poetry, prose, observations and interesting things from a Hampshire based lady. Humorous, serious, frivolous, frighting and thought provoking words. All comers welcome!
Saturday, 31 March 2012
Thursday, 29 March 2012
A day at the Office
She awoke this morning,
feather headed and sandy eyed,
to struggle from sleeps gentle arms and contemplate the day ahead.
Time rings his strident bell,
and forced into the shower she washes a body
that does not quite belong to her.
The pleasant vacuum of early morning emptiness fills her head,
trying to decide upon the garments of the day.
What a task!
Damp feet padding across the carpet,
choosing and discarded skirts and shirts along the way,
her ever waking eyes suddenly alight upon a long forgotten dress.
Perfect.
Ten minutes pillaging through drawers finally produces
an unladdered pair of black stockings.
Matching underwear costs her five minutes,
a pair of patent leather shoes ten minutes more.
Garments donned,
hair washed and brushed,
lips glossed,
at last she smiles.
A trail of debris follows her to the door,
her swirling coat the last to leave the house.
Tall, straight and immaculately dressed she walks...
Ready for another day at the office.
Saturday, 24 March 2012
Lies
Don't lie to me and tell me
That you're just the same as me.
I really don't appreciate
Your stinking fantasy.
I know we're not that different,
What with breathing air 'n all,
But there's nothing else
We have in common,
'Baby',
Not at all.
Your soothing words
Were razor tipped
With purple enmity,
So shove this
Where it hurts most
'Babe',
You're not the same as me.
That you're just the same as me.
I really don't appreciate
Your stinking fantasy.
I know we're not that different,
What with breathing air 'n all,
But there's nothing else
We have in common,
'Baby',
Not at all.
Your soothing words
Were razor tipped
With purple enmity,
So shove this
Where it hurts most
'Babe',
You're not the same as me.
Friday, 23 March 2012
Tuesday, 20 March 2012
Succubus returns
Come tip toe through my petalled mind
And show me how you'll please,
I'll raise a thought that seeds a storm
And brings a planet to its knees
Now dream your dreamscape, write it large,
And drive the lights away,
Undo the stays that hold the world
And bring my succubus to play
Your strength I take though lips and lust
Your cries all petered out,
Now all you are is mine to hold
Your soul, a dying shout.
You tiptoed through my seeping mind
And that was your mistake,
For all your love was mine to steal
And what I want, I take
Sunday, 18 March 2012
Saturday Shoot
What a brilliant way to spend a Saturday afternoon!
Thanks to the lovely, and far too talented Jill Adams to whom photography is but one sting to her bow,
and the super stylist and dancer Ruby Adams, otherwise known as
I took part in my first photo shoot for about 10 years!
And miracles were worked.
I've attached a couple of the results below.
I can't wait for the next one.
THANK YOU LADIES!!!
Labels:
Cathie Tufnail,
creature,
Jill Adams,
Miss Cream Tease,
photography,
Ruby Adams,
They
Friday, 16 March 2012
Friday
Friday has come......
AT LAST!
It's a good job we've got the week
In between,
Otherwise we'd spend far too much time
On Friday's,
And not enough time
Looking forward to them.
Oh, for a week full of Fridays!
AT LAST!
It's a good job we've got the week
In between,
Otherwise we'd spend far too much time
On Friday's,
And not enough time
Looking forward to them.
Oh, for a week full of Fridays!
Sunday, 11 March 2012
Sing
Sing a song of summer sounds,
To
Bring a heart of stone around,
Then
Take your soul inside the song,
And
Harmonise 'til 's reason's gone.
Friday, 9 March 2012
Repeat
At first I thought I couldn't,
And then I thought I could,
But never sure I shouldn't,
I wasn't sure I should.
It wasn't that I wouldn't,
It's probable I would,
For anything you shouldn't do
Is sure to turn out good.
And then I thought I could,
But never sure I shouldn't,
I wasn't sure I should.
It wasn't that I wouldn't,
It's probable I would,
For anything you shouldn't do
Is sure to turn out good.
Thursday, 8 March 2012
Sometimes
Sometimes she got so
Very
FULL
Of things
Once more
Unsaid,
She feared the words
Would force themselves
Out of her skin,
Tearing a place
In the ether
With razor tipped
Fingers.
Because sometimes
There was just
NO WAY
Of saying what should
Be said.
Not without....... more.
But why did it burn so much,
That,
That,
Feeling,
That what was really meant was....
How
Dare she
Take the lid of her box.
Hmm.
Well guess what?
The lid was off,
And now,
Well now..
THERE ISN'T A BIG ENOUGH BOX.
Wednesday, 7 March 2012
Switch
Laugh, and it leaves the light on,
Cry, and it fades away,
Don't just take my word for it,
Try and you will see.
Never the answer you quite expect,
The brightness comes and goes,
Laugh and it leaves the light on,
Cry and you'll feel the cold.
Cry, and it fades away,
Don't just take my word for it,
Try and you will see.
Never the answer you quite expect,
The brightness comes and goes,
Laugh and it leaves the light on,
Cry and you'll feel the cold.
Tuesday, 6 March 2012
Chop Chop
Don't......
Chop. Chop.
He can't see me can he?
No. No. Nonononononno.
Why has it......
Door.
Hide.
Small, smaller.
Not small enough.
Stop please stop please stop.
I won't tell.
Please.
I. (breathe, breathe)
Won't. (breathe, breathe)
Tell. (breathe)
Don't smile at me like that.
Chop.
Chop. Chop.
Monday, 5 March 2012
Today
Today has been the kind of day that if swearing hadn't already existed I would have invented it.
Rock n Roll.
Sunday, 4 March 2012
No More..
I'm pretty good at being me,
I think the thoughts I've always done,
But nowadays those thoughts are stale,
And days are rarely fun of fun.
Now circular thoughts that
Will. Not. Quit.
Take over more and more,
And analysing 'ifs' and 'maybes'
Drives me to the floor.
I've found the straw I've heard about,
(The camel has long gone)
Now desperation's punching me,
It's time to learn a different song.
No more for me,
The paths I know,
It's time to draw another map,
It's time to work towards my goals,
Escaping from this
'I can't' trap.
I take responsibility,
For all the things I haven't done,
And put them in a box, behind me,
Turning now to face the sun.
And acting,
Pushing through the fear,
(That maybe I just can't succeed)
Has proved that I was just plain wrong,
And in the process
I am freed.
Labels:
brain maps,
change,
escape,
future,
hope,
love,
No More,
poetry,
responsibility
Friday, 2 March 2012
Thursday, 1 March 2012
Not me...
Not me,
I didn't do it,
Well,
At least, I didn't know,
Well, no-one else here told me,
What was what, or so and so.
Anyway,
It wasn't me that said it,
Well, it might have been a bit,
But they told me,
Well, they told me,
That that woman
Was
A
Tit.
So,
Don't be moaning in my ear,
Don't be telling me I'm bad,
Not a problem really,
Is it,
I can't see why you're so mad.
And if you think about it,
Well,
The fault was really theirs,
And if you
Still don't like it,
Go tell someone else
Who cares!
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