Dennis

Really Dennis

Don't play tennis,

You're a menace

With a racquet;

When the umpire

Says 'it's out'

It doesn't matter

If you whack it.

Don't loose your 

Temper, 

And stop swearing,

They don't like

It on the green;

Keep your

Pants on Dennis

Really,

You're becoming 

Quite obscene.

So perhaps

You need to find 

A game

That's easier to play,

Dennis really,

Don't play tennis

Put

That baseball bat

Away!!