Can a Bullfrog Fly?

A Naked Girl,

A carvan,

A snake with just one eye,
An armful of rare orchids..
Tell me
Can a bullfrog fly?

A precious gem, a hurricane,
A cat that holds a tune,
I have another question now,
What time of day is June?

A lion with a jackdaw,
There's a boxer with a lamb,
And a jar of small catastrophies,
That tells me who I am.

A harlequin, a swimming pool,
A sun that never dies,
It's raining in my tea cup,
Tell me,
Can a bullfrog fly?

Colour me Tuesday

Well colour me Tuesday,

My braces are lost,

All the laces and bows

Are undone.

A sesame sunset

Is smouldering down,

And the

Race of the humans

Is won.

So fetch me a Friday,

With high heels and cream,

And a skateboard

With elephant eyes.

I'm wearing a top

Made of tambourine screams

And I've no doubt

At all

I can fly.

Nonsense

'So tell me once again, the time?'

It's half past, nearly,
Getting on for fine.

'And what's the weather
Going to do?'

It might just rain
In a corner or two.

'Oh really?
When do you think I was born?'

Why yesterday month
In an elephant storm.

'Ridiculous!!
You just don't make sense!'

Stop questioning me
You make the present tense!!