Cornflakes are crispy,
Yoghurt is not,
Bread is quite chewy,
And chilli's are hot.
Which one's my favourite,
Which one's the best?
I don't know the answer,
What is this,
A test??

Revenge is in a dish..

I'm sorry Chef, you're under arrest,

It's hard I know, but for the best.

Don't worry though, we've got him too,

He'll not be coming after you.

Don't say you didn't do it,

Please don't claim it isn't so,

You were caught on hidden camera

And you really have to go.

You were fiddling with his starters,

You were spitting in his soup,

What you did to his spaghetti

Made the Health Inspector puke.

Really! Just what were you thinking,

When you dropped that in the pan,

Did you think we wouldn't noticed

What you rubbed over the ham?

Not that anyone here blames you,

Now we've found out what he'd done,

But we really can't ignore the fact,

You nearly killed his son.

Yes, 

Perhaps the arsenic in the cream 

Was not a good idea!

Next time, 

Better check who's eating what, 

Before you interfere.

Lovely!

You just can't eat get enough with a spoon,

Sometimes only a handful will do.

Well,

Our fingers were here before spoons were,

It's the sensiblist eating to do!