Holidays

On Gili Trewangan,

I've lost my sandles,

I don't mind,

It's party time!

The weathers hot,

They've got the lot,

The waters warm and lovely,

The food is

Scrum-dee-bubbly.

Oh dear, 

I think I must away,

And soak my brain

Once more today.

Before the evening 

comes around

To kickin' drinks

And rockin sounds!

A Pain that I'm Used To

I can't get enough of this song.

Well I probably can but I haven't yet.

Turn it up loud.

Holiday

I've been a bit distracted

In fact it's quite fantastic,

In just a few short days

We're going on holiday.

I think it;s just amazing

In fact I've started raving

And that's before

We've even hit the plane!

I won't do it again!

I say now Chaps, won't you let me in,
I'm not going to do that, 'thing' again.

I've cleaned up my act (with a high powered jet)
And believe me, some bits are still dripping wet.

So I'm asking you nice, with a great big grin,
I say now Chaps, won't you let me back in?

The Tower by The Green Flare

Won't you turn your will upon me.
A brighter light to guide my way.
To draw me ever nearer.
In your realm is where I'd stay.

Deep Red Queen, release your tongue!
Be determined with your power.
Whisper the verse, a spell invoked
and free me from the tower.

Stone walls that blind and narrow mind,
blunting things before they start.
Deep Red Queen will you break through.
Set your seal upon my heart.

Good subject I, if I'm set free.
You could not wish a better.
Good servant I, set by your knee
Obeying to the letter.

Deep Red Queen be good to me.
Use your free mind well.
Release me from the Towers clutch
and make a haven within hell.

Kindle my Desire

My Kindle came,

I don't know when,

I haven't looked up

Once since then.

:-)  :-)  :-)  :-)

Happy Birthday Addams Family!

I wanted to be Morticia all of my teenage years.

I did pretty well in terms of appearance.

Sadly, a life of indulgent gothic delight eluded me.

Still, happy, happy days watching this series.

Resolution

I resolve to temper every minute I spend watching or listening to the news by spending at least 2 minutes either listening to loud music, eating food, having sex (might need more than 2 minutes for this one!), telling rubbish jokes, dancing, singing, running around naked, speaking to a friend or even going out in the fresh air. 

Never again will I let them make me believe that the world is as horrible as they make out.

I'll be the one in charge of my version of reality thank you.

Jog on!

2012

Erm,

 2012 can I have a word,

I think you've missed the point,

YOUR SUPPOSED TO BE A BETTER YEAR,

What 2011 wasn't.

You're going to have to start again

If change don't happen quick,

So sort the weather out quick sharp

And where's my winning ticket?!!