Left Handed

I know what you're thinking

And I just don't care

'cause left handed people are everywhere

I didn't believe it

I thought we were few,

Well,

That goes to show you how little I knew!

Statistics will tell you we lefties are scarce

But left handed people are everywhere!

We're pretty discrete,

Well...

That's not quite true

So watch out for lefties

'cause we're watching you.

Yes righties, be careful, be vigilant, beware;

Us sinister people are everywhere.....