Happy Birthday Addams Family!

I wanted to be Morticia all of my teenage years.

I did pretty well in terms of appearance.

Sadly, a life of indulgent gothic delight eluded me.

Still, happy, happy days watching this series.

Resolution

I resolve to temper every minute I spend watching or listening to the news by spending at least 2 minutes either listening to loud music, eating food, having sex (might need more than 2 minutes for this one!), telling rubbish jokes, dancing, singing, running around naked, speaking to a friend or even going out in the fresh air. 

Never again will I let them make me believe that the world is as horrible as they make out.

I'll be the one in charge of my version of reality thank you.

Jog on!

2012

Erm,

 2012 can I have a word,

I think you've missed the point,

YOUR SUPPOSED TO BE A BETTER YEAR,

What 2011 wasn't.

You're going to have to start again

If change don't happen quick,

So sort the weather out quick sharp

And where's my winning ticket?!!

Thank Goodness That's Over!

We're on the last few hours,
AT LAST!
Can't wait 'til midnight comes to pass,
To say
'Goodbye, and don't come back,
I've got that monkey off my back!'
The coming year,
Will be much better,
It can't be any worse,
I know this as I shake the moths
Out of my empty purse.
And fill it full of Hope and Joy,
And Wish and Want and Get,
Yes 2012 is coming,
And will be the best year yet!!

Mother

Mother

Heat dried ruby rolling, falling, sweating slide down cheeks of satin.

Staining.

Emeralds shimmer tears of ruby. Down, down. Cover the glistening with sheets of maybe.

Smile beloved. Smile for acing, drowning ruby will cover all in shades of winter.

Madness.

Forget spring dawning, maid of sorrow. Made of sorrows. Ruby traps you, sears you, blinds you. All your agonies are ruby. Memories do not deceive you. True, too true to see the ruby, waiting, hiding in your shadows. True to life, loves life, gives love, takes life, only shades of darkest ruby, shining through your childhood cherry. Then your smile was full of maybe, promise making more tomorrows. Shielding rubies dawn of sorrows. Long days, last nights, end cherry sharp bite.

Innocence.

Taken, torn. No more childhood shields to mend you. Bend you, break you ruby takes you, sharp as daylight through your shutters.

Emerald eyes we love you…

Watched you, cursed you, loved you, sought you. Caught you in the winters snow fall. Took you from your Monday, Tuesday, mornings, evenings, real time playthings. All your nothings making angels red as ruby, softly, cruelly.

Poor pretty. Never cried. Lost within the chatter chitter child like Alice.

Help me, hold me!

Don’t struggle angel, fight us, hate us, never dreamt of true friends like us.

Wake angel.

Ruby wakes us, shakes us, makes us hold you; take you, warm as summer, cold as twilight.

Scream our angel.

Peel your sunshine, glisten slowly, toad my daydream.

We never sought to hurt you.

Emerald ruby, drawn in our time, your time, her time. There shows ruby. Touch you with her gentle cruelty. Shows you, sees you, makes you nowhere. Touch us with the softest nightmare.

Emerald, when you fought the red it gave us forward to tomorrow. Showed us promises of other smother us in….mother you found us!

Ruby saved us; Emerald gave us, solace from your antique heartache. We see you, saw you, loved you, fought you.

Farewell mother, ruby lover.

Emerald we need you.

Sweet tooth

My Sweet Tooth is aching in delight,

Just look at this!!

Just click on the picture above to be taken to  a website

guaranteed to have something for every tooth,

The Sweet Adventures of Sugarbelle.

Yummy. 

Cigarettes

I hate cigarettes, They steal the souls Of those that smoke them Daily. They make my house Smell awful bad And drive me Mental crazy. I hate cigarettes, They cost much more Than just mere Pounds and pence, Why must they Be so horrible, It just don't make No sense.