Sunday, 22 April 2012

Revenge is in a dish..

I'm sorry Chef, you're under arrest,
It's hard I know, but for the best.
Don't worry though, we've got him too,
He'll not be coming after you.

Don't say you didn't do it,
Please don't claim it isn't so,
You were caught on hidden camera
And you really have to go.

You were fiddling with his starters,
You were spitting in his soup,
What you did to his spaghetti
Made the Health Inspector puke.

Really! Just what were you thinking,
When you dropped that in the pan,
Did you think we wouldn't noticed
What you rubbed over the ham?

Not that anyone here blames you,
Now we've found out what he'd done,
But we really can't ignore the fact,
You nearly killed his son.

Perhaps the arsenic in the cream 
Was not a good idea!
Next time, 
Better check who's eating what, 
Before you interfere.

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