Monday 27 June 2011

Dennis

Really Dennis
Don't play tennis,
You're a menace
With a racquet;
When the umpire
Says 'it's out'
It doesn't matter
If you whack it.
Don't loose your 
Temper, 
And stop swearing,
They don't like
It on the green;
Keep your
Pants on Dennis
Really,
You're becoming 
Quite obscene.
So perhaps
You need to find 
A game
That's easier to play,
Dennis really,
Don't play tennis
Put
That baseball bat
Away!!

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